So I’m in the pub Naked City in Greenwood last night, a place I highly recommend. It was snowing quite a bit and we had a good view of Greenwood. We watched people walking down the street delighting in the snow, and we saw a few cars go by. At some point an older Subaru drove up and a man wearing a Sponge Bob Square Pants shirt and a top hat got out of the car. He walked into the pub and tried to start up a conversation with various groups of people, though not us. He went up to the barman, had words and then muttered something inaudible but clearly not pleasant. He then went walked out shaking his head as if to say “what a load of crazies.” He then went to the pub next door and was out of our view. Minutes later he left with clearly the same result. He then got in his car and drove off.
So here’s what I want to know. Who is this guy? What does he want? And why is he braving terrible Seattle weather to get it? I remain in the dark.